there's a drink called Tequila Mockingbird omg

as well as other things

my life is now a little bit more complete

THIS IS HILARIOUS

http://youtu.be/9MRoF25gPAg

Margin Call boardroom scene, with all the dialogue edited out so it's JUST PEOPLE MAKING AWKWARD FACES AT EACH OTHER XD

one of those increasingly-rare times I love the internet. :D


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XD

http://fuckyesmichaeljfox.tumblr.com/post/20839007045/riceivore-foxology-otp

(908): You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.

still arguing Keanu's sexual orientation on IMDb, lflipout to littlerikita: You always make up your lie to try and cover your "homophobia" and don't start with your "I'm a lesbian crap"

...this is the best thing I've read all day. XD

(917): He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm ( Read more... )

from TFLN comments:

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies ( Read more... )

(315): i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over ( Read more... )

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"Hercules reads his scipt entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)."